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Clara, honestly. I don’t want you to change. It was no bother, really. I saw your advert, I figured it out. Happy to play your game.
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Yeah. My carer. She cares so I don’t have to.
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Well neither am I. But if we both keep pretending to be. Perhaps others will be heroes in our name. Perhaps we will both be stories. And may those stories never end. Goodbye, Doctor. Time Lord of Gallifrey.
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He’s not in every book.
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Shut up. Just shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shuttity up up up.
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Oh, genius. That is, that is really, really brilliant reasoning. How can you think that I’m her dad when we both look exactly the same age?
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Tell me what you knew, Doctor, or else I'll smack you so hard you'll regenerate.
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No, I just saved you and I let everyone else suffocate. Ha ha ha.
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I tried to talk. I want you to remember that. I tried to reach out. I tried to understand you. But I think that you understand us perfectly. I think that you just don’t care. And I don’t know whether you are here to invade, infiltrate, or just replace us. I don’t suppose it really matters now. You are monsters! that is the role you seem determined to play. So it seems that I must play mine. The man that stops the monsters. I’m sending you back to your own dimension. Who knows? Some of you may even survive the trip. And if you do, remember this: you are not welcome here. This plane is protected. I am the Doctor! And I name you the Boneless.​
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IN THE FOREST OF THE NIGHT​
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I hope I’m right. It’d be slightly awkward if the world was destroyed at this point.
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DARK WATER & DEATH IN HEAVEN​​
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I'm not a good man! I'm not a bad man! I'm not a hero! I'm not a President! And no, I'm not an officer! You know who I am? I am an idiot with a box and a screwdriver, passing through, helping out. And I don't need an army, I never have.
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LAST CHRISTMAS REVIEW
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Shona. Sweetheart. I’m Santa Claus. I think you just defined me.
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This has to be the most underrated series of all of modern Doctor Who right? Right?
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​Warning, I am an In the Forest of the Night defender!
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WHY PETER CAPALDI IS MY DOCTOR
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Laugh hard, run fast, be kind.
